हिंदी चुटकुले Hindi Best Students Jokes

केवल स्टूडेंट के लिए -: 🚶🚶 अगर प्रशन पेपर मुश्किल लगे, या समझ में ना आये तो”… एक गहरी सांस लो”….और जोर से चिल्लाओ, “कमीनों, फेल ही करना है तो परिक्षा ही क्यों लेते हो। 😂😂😂😜😉…….!!! एग्जाम के पावन मौके पर अर्ज़ है”… पढ़ना लिखना त्याग दे नकल से रख आस”….. ओढ़ रजाई सो जा…

Teacher and Student Joke

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No, I was standing on it. 🙂 🙂

Funny IPL joke

Jadeja in Kochi…Kochi banned Jadeja in RR…..RR banned Jadeja in CSK….CSK banned Jadeja has curly hairs…saala maggi bhi banned ?????

What comes before K?

KG Teacher: What comes before “K”? Pappu (Instantly): “Bhosdi” ☺ Teacher: “Get out…!” Pappu (walking out of class, murmuring): Shayad answer “laude k” hoga…! 😀 😀

Full form of MATHS

Teacher – what is the full form of MATHS.. Student- Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Student… 🙂

Funny Santa joke

Santa in computer exam. Examiner- what is Microsoft excel ? Santa – I think, it is a new brand of surf excel to clean the computer… 🙂 🙂

Funny school joke

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

Month end no money lol

Month end story. A thief entered into my room. He started searching for money. I woke up & started searching with him. 🙂

New Finance way to propose

New Finance way to propose Boy – Tune mujhe koi loan dia tha kya?? Girl – Nahi to, Kyu?? Boy – Pata nahi kyu teri taraf interest badta hi ja rha hai.. 🙂 🙂

Boyfriend texts to his girlfriend on Whatsapp

Boy frnd texts to his Girl frnd on WhatsApp … . BF – Hi . GF – Hello . BF – Wr ru darling…? . GF – Iam in my dads BMW car with my dad. Iam going to club and from there i will go to shopping mall. I will send back the car…

Best Technology joke

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

It is me talking to the beer

Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.” Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?” Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.” 😆

Hindi Mathematical Song Jokes

Which song is this? 12.99999 . . . . . . . . . “tera hone laga hoon” Which song is this? 13.00000000000001 . . . . . . . . . . “tera tera tera suru…” Guess which song is this 212 . . . . . . . . . . . ….

she is not that ugly

A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, “No, she’s not that ugly.”  

Kamine Dost

Kaminey dost 1 : Hello bhai kya haal hai? 2 : Mast bhai, tu suna? 1 : Yaar ek kaam tha…. 2 : Haan to karle, baad mein baat karenge. Bye..!

Classroom funny joke

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8? Student: Miss horizontally or vertically? Teacher: What do mean? Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3.  

Dirty joke on teacher

Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: “REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!

Facebook funny joke

Facebook wall: Friend 1- whatcha doing bro? Friend 2-dinner followed by scotch.. Messenger: Friend 1- bhai mehngi waali daaru? Friend 2- nahi bhai,wo scotch brite se bartan dho rha hu.. 🙂 🙂 😛 😛 :): )