One Glass Bear One glass water. Oh my Dear Happy New Year.
(Height of Smiley usage) Boyfriend & girlfriend on whatsapp : Boy: kesi ho..?? Girl: : D Boy: missing me..? Girl: o . O Boy: Yaar meri tabiyat khrab hai Girl: : O Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra…?? Girl: : P Boy: Busy ho…?? Girl: : \ Boy: Koi paas hai…?? Girl: naaaa : | Boy:…
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study 😛
The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet” 😛
People told me to go to hell with my thoughts. I simply replied ..how can I..?? You have already reserved your seat there..
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers 🙂 🙂
I have started loving ‘U’. I know, it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. . . . Soon I’ll start loving more ALPHABETS! 🙂
दोस्तो को मेसेज करने से बेहतर है, . . . . कुते को पत्थर मार लो। कम से कम जवाब तो देता है। 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Dad: “Can I see your report card, son?” Son: “I don’t have it.” Dad: “Why?” Son: “I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents.”
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing…
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles,…
Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?” Brunette: “I don’t know.” Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”
Me: Say “I am a man” after everything I say. Friend: Alright. Me: You broke up with your girlfriend. Friend: I am a man. Me: You decided to get drunk. Friend: I am a man. Me: You went to the bar. Friend: I am a man. Me: You found a hot chick there. Friend: I…
One Of The Best Quote: Always have a BACKUP BEFORE BREAKUP! 🙂
Indian Govt kahati hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit kar sakati hai. . . . par ek ladki college jaati hai to 40 ladke FAIL ho jate hai. uska kya??