King Minster Dog and Crocodile story

A King had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture & kill any minister that misguided him. A Minister once gave an opinion which was wrong which the king didnโ€™t like at all. So he ordered that the Minister be thrown to the dogs. The Minister said, “I served you loyally for 10 years…

Funny Whatsapp Husband Wife Jokes

Funny Whatsapp Husband-Wife Jokes in English A hilarious quote about married life written by a husband “Only after marriage I understood why bathrooms are also called RESTROOMS!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ย  Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don’t excite you, then change your friends. If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too…

Funny employee jokes

Funny employee salary jokes HR addressing employees- HR Head: This year too due to demonetization, increments will be as per the Bell Curve ๐Ÿ”” Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi.. “Ghanta milega”..! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Funny Business man joke A business man started a ‘Zoo’. He fixed Rs. 50/- as…

Funny Joke on JIO

A business man started a ‘Zoo’. He fixed Rs. 50/- as entry fee nobody turned up ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ then he reduced it to 25/- even though nobody turned then made it 20/- no use, later 15/-, 10/- no use.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ He decided to make it “Entry free” the next minute the Zoo was over crowded with lots…

Making a baby – Funny English Story

Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!– The Patels were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Patel kissed his wife goodbye and said,! ‘Well, I’m…

Funny English Jokes To Share

A woman used face recognition to lock and unlock her phone. Now she can’t unlock the phone without make-up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Funny iphone Joke He : typing… She : I have a boyfriend He : Hi (sent from iPhone 7) She : *had Whatsapp Smiley Funny Joke Girl-what is ur education ? Boy- ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ’ Girl-what ?…

Funny Joke on Indian Gender Ratio

In India the birth ratio is 1000 boys against 943 girls… Which means 57 boys remain single…. These boys move on and become Atal, Kalam, Ratan Tata and Modi…. The rest of 943 ….continues to check the cooker after 3 whistles and switch off the gas cylinder knob..๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค   Keywords: India Gender Ratio, Funny…

Gujubhai Funny English Joke

A Gujju gets pulled over for speeding in Chicago๐Ÿ˜Ž. Gujju: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Sir, you were speeding. Gujju: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see y our license please? Gujju: I would give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t have one? Gujju: Lost it four years ago for…

best funny toilet joke

I was in in the public restroom . I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: “Hi, how are you?” Me: (embarrassed) “Doin’ fine!” Stall: “So what are you up to?” Me: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just sitting here.” Stall: “Can I come over?” Me: (attitude) “No, I’m a…

The ugly one is winning

Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what’s your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.  

Intolerance in India Joke

To my Managers, I’m not feeling safe in India. Please send me onsite ?? After that the memo by manager to staff: Dear all. We have the best security guard and cctv camera with 24 power supply, so all those who feel unsafe shall remain in office 24ร—7. Please confirm to book your desk. ???

Best funny out of office message

Award winning “Out of Office” auto reply: I will be on Diwali holidays from 9 th to 16th .For emergencies, please call 100 (police), 101 (Fire) and 108 (ambulance). For all other things, have patience, I am not dying and shall be joining back on 17th.

Soldier special joke

Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy.” Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now, let’s try it again!” Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, SIR!”

THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60

ย 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run — anywhere. 4) People call at 9 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?” 5) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6) There is nothing left…

Funny double meaning joke

Name? ABCXYZย . Sex? Three to five times a day. No, no…I mean male or female? Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn’t that hostile? Horse style, doggy style, any style! Oh dear! No, no! Deer run too fast… ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€

Funny Movie Ratings

MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED: G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The good guy gets the girl. R: The bad guy gets the girl. X: Everybody gets the girl!  

Husband wife funny best jokes

A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.   Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least…

funny employee joke

My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where. ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜†

Teacher and Student Joke

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No, I was standing on it. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚