New Finance way to propose Boy – Tune mujhe koi loan dia tha kya?? Girl – Nahi to, Kyu?? Boy – Pata nahi kyu teri taraf interest badta hi ja rha hai.. 🙂 🙂
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Araz hai.. Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty.. 😛 😛
1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki Boy: I LOVE U Jaan. Girl: Sacchi! Boy: Mucchi! Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz Boy: Sorry Didi wrong No. 🙂 🙂
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gai kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, Khuda, Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.
Apne haseen hotho ko kisi parde me chipa liya karo, Hum jara gustakh log h, najro se chum liya karte hai
Smart answer by a female….On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him….‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…i want to gift it to my wife.. .!!’ 🙂.Lady‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her…!’ 😛