New Finance way to propose

New Finance way to propose Boy – Tune mujhe koi loan dia tha kya?? Girl – Nahi to, Kyu?? Boy – Pata nahi kyu teri taraf interest badta hi ja rha hai.. 🙂 🙂

Husband Wife Joke

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Hindi flirt message

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki Boy: I LOVE U Jaan. Girl: Sacchi! Boy: Mucchi! Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz Boy: Sorry Didi wrong No. 🙂 🙂

Hindi Flirt SMS

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gai kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, Khuda, Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

Nice perfume…..which one is it?

Smart answer by a female….On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him….‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?…i want to gift it to my wife.. .!!’ 🙂.Lady‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her…!’  😛