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Mast Funny Hindi Chutkule Jokes

Funny whatsapp hindi chutkule ट्रेन से एक यात्री नें ट्वीट करके शिकायत भेजी : ”बाकी सुविधायें भले ही न बढ़ायें पर लैट्रिन में मग्गे की चैन की लंबाई इतनी तो बढ़ा दें कि वह मुकाम तक तो पहुंच सके |” रेल्वे की तरफ से रिप्लाई आया : “मग्गा चैन से बंधा है, आप नहीं ”…

Funny Whatsapp Husband Wife Jokes

Funny Whatsapp Husband-Wife Jokes in English A hilarious quote about married life written by a husband “Only after marriage I understood why bathrooms are also called RESTROOMS!! 😂  Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don’t excite you, then change your friends. If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too…

Funny Haryanavi Whatsapp Jokes

हरियाणे के ताऊ ने गाम में चोरी कर ली। पंचायत ने सजा दी, गामवाले उसका मुँह काला कर के गधे पर बिठा कर गाम में घुमाने लगे राह मैं उसका घर आया । ताई छत पे से उसनै देखण लाग रही थी ताऊ बोल्या :- “न्यूं के देखै सै ? जाकै चाय चढ़ा ले चूल्हे…

Happy April Fools day Messages Wishes and Quotes

Happy April Fools day Messages Wishes and Quotes Happy April Fool 2017 : 1st April Fools day April Fools Day Messages For Whatsapp A day will come When the whole world will, CELEBRATE: YOUR NAME YOUR FAME YOUR PERSONALITY YOUR THOUGHTS YOUR VIEWS But keep in mind, April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations! I am…

Funny employee jokes

Funny employee salary jokes HR addressing employees- HR Head: This year too due to demonetization, increments will be as per the Bell Curve 🔔 Employee: what is that ? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi.. “Ghanta milega”..! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Funny Business man joke A business man started a ‘Zoo’. He fixed Rs. 50/- as…

Funny Joke on JIO

A business man started a ‘Zoo’. He fixed Rs. 50/- as entry fee nobody turned up 🙈🙈 then he reduced it to 25/- even though nobody turned then made it 20/- no use, later 15/-, 10/- no use.🙁🙁 He decided to make it “Entry free” the next minute the Zoo was over crowded with lots…

Making a baby – Funny English Story

Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!– The Patels were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Patel kissed his wife goodbye and said,! ‘Well, I’m…

5 Times these kids proved that they are really funny

Life can be complicated, especially when you’re trying to learn a bunch of things in school.  So many subjects to pay attention to and so little attention to do it with!  Luckily for these kids, they didn’t panic and they kept it together and went with a really simple approach.  Just following simple routine 😀…

Haryanavi Funny Jokes Chutkule

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Life Needs Smile

Rajib: Aare Raju Ek Question Karoon…..!! Raju: Tu Bhi Yaar Kabhi Na Kahan Kya…..!! Rajib: Thik Hein Toh Yea Bata Tujhe English Bolna Aata Hein……!! Raju: Yea Bhi Koi Question Hue Yea Toh Simple Hein…!! Rajib: Chal Bolke Dikha…..? Raju: Thik Hein English Sunliya ja Bhak 😛 😛

Funny English Jokes To Share

A woman used face recognition to lock and unlock her phone. Now she can’t unlock the phone without make-up. 😂😂😂😂 Funny iphone Joke He : typing… She : I have a boyfriend He : Hi (sent from iPhone 7) She : *had Whatsapp Smiley Funny Joke Girl-what is ur education ? Boy- 🚂👂💍 Girl-what ?…

Funny Joke on Indian Gender Ratio

In India the birth ratio is 1000 boys against 943 girls… Which means 57 boys remain single…. These boys move on and become Atal, Kalam, Ratan Tata and Modi…. The rest of 943 ….continues to check the cooker after 3 whistles and switch off the gas cylinder knob..😝 😀😀😜😜🤐🤐   Keywords: India Gender Ratio, Funny…

Funny whatsapp emoji mesages

                         Next level of  whatsapp language Boy :- I got a new job 😀 Girl :- ✋🐀🐀🐀 Boy :- whats this 😳 Girl:- CongRats 😜 ** Now this one will kill you…….. 😃 Girl-what is ur education ? Boy- 🚂👂💍 Girl-what ? Boy –…

सेक्सी जोक्स – Fun unlimited

Ladka-Ladki Car Mein Raat Ko Ghumne Jaa Rahe The Ladki: “Aaj Main Tumhe Wo Jagah Dikhaungi, Jahaan Se Mera Doodh Aata Hai” Ladka Ye Sunkar Bahut Khush Hua Aur Tharaki Andaaz Mein Bola. Ladka: “Haan-Haan Jaldi Dikhao, Jaanu” Ladki Muskurati Hue Boli: “Wo Dekho Krishna Dairy“ 😀 😀 😀   Tawaif Ne Apne Dalaal Ke…

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  Aajkal ladke shadhi ke liye ladki dekhne khud nahi jate, Maa Baap ko bhej dete hai, Darte hai, kahi ladki ye na kah de ki ye to meri friend ka boyfriend hai 😀 😀   आजकल लड़के शादि के लिए लड़की देखने खुद नहीं जाते । माँ बाप को भेज देते है, डरते है,…

Jaat-Jaatni Funny Haryanavi Whatsapp Message

जाट- तू व्हाट्सएप्प पर है के? जाटणी- ना, मैं तो म्हारै घरां हूँ.. . जाट- मैरो मतलब है, व्हाट्सएप्प यूज करै है के? जाटणी- ना रै, मैं तो फेयर लवली यूज करुं हूँ.. . जाट- अरै बावली, व्हाट्सएप्प चलावै है के? जाटणी- ना रै बावला, मेरै कनै तो साईकल है, बा ही चलाऊँ हूँ.. ….

Corporate Special Joke

Corporate Special: chatting… Boy 1 : Bhai need ur support.. She is online n said “I love you”… Kya karu? Boy 2 : Bhai… Sabse pehle screen shot le… Documentation jaruri hai 😂😂😂😂😂😂

5 Best Hindi Whatsapp Emoji Funny Messages

आजकल whatsapp पर बातें में ज्यादातर emoji का use किया जाता है । हम आपके लिए कुछ मस्त मस्त emoji जोक्स लेकर आये है. अगर पसंद आये तो share  और like जरूर करना…👍 Dude:                 Paid                     Full  …