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Funny Husband Wife Hindi Chutkule   मोन्टू : तुम्हारी आँख क्यों सूजी हुई है ? बन्टू : कल मैं अपनी पत्नी के जन्मदिन पर केक लेकर गया था मोन्टू : लेकिन इसका आँख सूजने से क्या संबंध है? बन्टू : मेरी पत्नी का नाम तपस्या है लेकिन cake वाले बेवकूफ दुकानदार ने लिख दिया “Happy…

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Funny Whatsapp Husband-Wife Jokes in English A hilarious quote about married life written by a husband “Only after marriage I understood why bathrooms are also called RESTROOMS!! 😂  Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don’t excite you, then change your friends. If Monday doesn’t motivate you, then change your profession. If Monday is too…

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एक आदमी की पत्नी मॉल में कहीं इधर-उधर हो गई।…. थोड़ी दूर यहां-वहां देखने के बाद वह एक खूबसूरत सेल्सगर्ल के पास पहुंचा और बोला – क्या आप पांच मिनट मेरे पास खड़े रहकर बातें कर सकती हैं? सेल्सगर्ल- क्यों? इससे आपको क्या फायदा होगा?…??? आदमी- दरअसल मेरी पत्नी यहीं- कहीं गुम हो गई है…

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शादी के पहले दिन छोरा confuse हो रहा था कि पत्नी से कैसे बात शुरू की जाये। . कमरे में पहुंचा, तो 5 मिनट के लिए तो दुल्हन के पास चुपचाप बैठा रहा, उसके बाद धीरे से बोला: . .. . “के नाम है तेरा ?” 😎😎 . दुल्हन शरमाते हुए बोली:😅 . “क्यों, कार्ड…

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Research se pata chala hai ki, Wife se baat karne par insaan ki tension kam hoti hai, Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai, Mind 90% time relax rahta h, Stress level 95% tak kam ho jata hai, Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhe ki Wife apani na ho 😀 😀 रिसर्च से…

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पति ने पत्नी को मेसेज भेजा- ‘मेरी जिंदगी इतनी प्यारी, इतनी खूबसूरत बनाने के लिए तुम्हारा शुक्रिया। मैं आज जो भी हूं, सिर्फ तुम्हारी वजह से हूं। तुम मेरे जीवन में एक फरिश्ता बनकर आई हो और तुमने ही मुझे जीने का मकसद दिया है। लव यू …’ पत्नी ने रिप्लाई किया- ‘मार लिया चौथा…

Tingtong re Tingtong – funny whatsapp hindi joke

Ladka & ladki sex kar rahe the. Achanak ladki ka husband aa gaya. Ladki ne ladke ko almari me chhupa dia but uski gotiyaaa darwaze ke bahar reh gayi. Husband:ye kya hai? Wife: ye maine nayi bell lagwayi hai. Husband ne hila kar dekha, koi aawaj ni aayi, zor se hilaya phir bhi koi aawaj…

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A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn’t report it. The thief was spending less then his wife.   Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least…

did he has a different father?

Dying husband asks his wife: Our 7th son always looked different from the other 6, did he has a different father?” Wife (crying): Yes! Husband: Who? Wife: You! Husband :??? Died!!! ????????

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मायके से पत्नी फोन पर:- Wife: आपके बिना जी नहीं लगता.. Husband: अरे पगली, ZEE नहीं लगता तो स्टार और सोनी लगा कर देख लिया कर.. वो भी अच्छे चैनल हैं! ??????

Don’t forget wife’s birthday

Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM. Wife:☺”who was heroine in film TRIDEV? Husband :☺”Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam”!! Wife:☺what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ? Husband :☺”Simran”!! Wife:”Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she moved in? ? Husband :” Two months completed last Wednesday. ……

Wife in life

Vajpayee, Kalam and Modi have proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life, even a poet, scientist or a chai wala can lead a nation ! Maya, Mamta, & Jayalalitha have proved that if there is no husband to disturb, a woman can disturb an entire nation !

If u can convince a female

If u can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is ur mom. If u can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is ur sister. If u can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is ur daughter. If u can convince a female in 1 hour then she…

Katappa ne bahubali ko kyo mara

पति-पत्नी की चिंता! पति-पत्नी रात में बिस्तर पर खामोशी से लेटे हुए। आपस में कोई बात नहीं… पत्नी के मन की चिंताएं… 1. ये मुझसे बात क्यों नहीं कर रहे? 2. क्या अब मैं पहले जैसी खूबसूरत नहीं रही ? 3. कहीं मेरा वजन तो नही बढ़ गया ? 4. कहीं मेरे चेहरे की झुर्रियों…

Where is the gift?

Wife – I am going to London, do you want any gift? Husband- A British girl. Wife- OK Wife returns.. Husband- where is the gift? Wife- Wait for 9 months 😀 😀

3rd degree torture by wife

3rd degree torture by wife: Wife: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana….! Husband : Yahan toh koi Namak nahi hai..! Wife : Mujhe pata tha..! Tum toh ho he Andhe..! Kaamchor ho..! ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte..! Bas bahaane banaate ho..! Zindagi mein kuch toh kaam karo…! Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle he…

Lecture on alcohol abuse and ill effects on my health

A drunkard is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health.” Officer: Really….??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night…..???”…

I would have been released today

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at…

Funny joke on woman driver

A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway.  Her husband calls says: “Be careful love, It’s just been on the radio, that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway..” She replies: “Someone…? These rascals are in hundreds!”