Teacher Kid Funny Joke

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”

Hindi Funny Kid Joke

Baccha toilet se chillaya : Mummaaaa…… potty kar leeeeeeeeeeee….. Mumma : Khud dho lo beta……. Baccha : Dhona nahi hota to jabardasti khilate kyu ho…..???? ????

Little Johnny’s report card

Little Johnny’s father asked for report card. Johnny replied, “I don’t have it.” “Why not?” His father asked. “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”

what is an idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

Little kids joke

Little Johnny’s 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. “Johnny,” she says, “what comes after ‘O’?” Johnny says, “Yeah!”

Funny kid joke of the day

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ”Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ”The driver just insulted me!” The man says: ”You go up there and…

Can I have a drink of water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father… Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?” “I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll…

Naughty Kid joke

Naughty Kid: “Hello! Do you have a refrigerator:” ❓ Man: “Yes, I have. Who’re you?” Kid: “Is it running?” Man: “Yes” Kid: “Get hold of it…Otherwise it might run away.” The man slams down the phone. 😡 ! ! ! After a few minutes the phone bell rings again. Naughty Kid: “Hello! Do you have a refrigerator:” Man(…

English joke for kids

Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn’t do ? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually I didn’t do my homework! 😛

Kids Jokes

Teacher: What goes up and down but does not move? Kid: Stairs Teacher: What did one toilet say to the other? Kid: You look a bit flushed. Teacher: Why did the picture go to jail? Kid: Because it was framed. Teacher: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? Kid: He wanted to find…

Jokes for kids

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet. Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where’s the p? Boy: “Half way down my leg.”  🙂 🙂 Teacher: Why did the snake cross the road? Kid: To get to the other ssssssside! Teacher: What happened when the lion ate the comedian? Kid: He…

Kid trolls teacher

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!”