Whatsapp Funny Hindi Messages

पति ने पत्नी को मेसेज भेजा- ‘मेरी जिंदगी इतनी प्यारी, इतनी खूबसूरत बनाने के लिए तुम्हारा शुक्रिया। मैं आज जो भी हूं, सिर्फ तुम्हारी वजह से हूं। तुम मेरे जीवन में एक फरिश्ता बनकर आई हो और तुमने ही मुझे जीने का मकसद दिया है। लव यू …’ पत्नी ने रिप्लाई किया- ‘मार लिया चौथा…

Funny Monkey Lizard and Crocodile Joke

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a…

How to schedule text message in Android phone?

You want to wish your friend at 12AM but feeling sleepy, no problem you can schedule message for your friend. Many a time, we need to send a message on a particular time, In this situation, scheduled message service can help you. There are no extra apps or money needed for this service. It takes…

Ganesh Chaturthi Messages and SMS

Mushikavaahana Modaka Hastha; Chaamara Karna Vilambitha Sutra, Vaamana Rupa Maheshwara Putra; Vighna Vinaayaka Paada Namasthe! Happy Ganesh Chaturthi! Smiling is a sign of one’s good mood; Laughing is a sign of happiness; Praying is a sign of good faith; Have “YOU” as my Friend is a sign of Ganesha’s Blessings. Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!   May…

Ganesh Chaturthi Greetings

May Lord Ganesha gives you: A rainbow for every storm; A smile for every tear; A promise for every care; And an answer to every prayer! Happy Ganesh Chaturthi! Bakthi Ganapati Sakthi Ganapati Siddhi Ganapati Lakshmi Ganapati Maha Ganapati May this Ganesh Chaturthi brings you Bakthi, Shakthi, Siddhi, Laskhmi and Maha Samriddhi!   Meaning of…

Happy Raksha Bandhan Message in Hindi

Chawal ki khushbu or kesar ka singar, Bhaal tilak or khusiyo ki bauchar. Behno ka sath or besumar pyar, MUBARAK ho apko Raakhi ka tyohar. ****** Wish you happy Raksha Bandhan ******

That’s hope

EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up. ? That’s HOPE

That’s trust

WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. ? That’s TRUST

That’s Faith

ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella. ? That’s FAITH

Attitude message

On an Old Man’s shirt was written a cute sentence ‘I Am Not 60 Years Old.., I Am Sweet 16 with 44 years Experience.’

OLX par bech de

Boy: I love u!! Girl: I have already a boyfriend. Boy: Are toh Olx pe Bech de! Purana jayega Toh Naya Ayega

What comes before K?

KG Teacher: What comes before “K”? Pappu (Instantly): “Bhosdi” ☺ Teacher: “Get out…!” Pappu (walking out of class, murmuring): Shayad answer “laude k” hoga…! 😀 😀

2 liner Facebook Hindi Shayari

जो लोग कभी दिल के बहुत करीब थे | आज ‘People you may know ‘ में नज़र आते है ||

2 liner hindi Shayari

अजीब सौदागर हैं ये वक़्त भी। जवानी का लालच दे के बचपन ले गया।।

Funny Santa joke

Santa in computer exam. Examiner- what is Microsoft excel ? Santa – I think, it is a new brand of surf excel to clean the computer… 🙂 🙂

bloody uneducated girl

Son – Girl next door does not know English. Father –  How do you know ?? Son – I asked her to give me a kiss and she slapped me. bloody uneducated girl. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Month end no money lol

Month end story. A thief entered into my room. He started searching for money. I woke up & started searching with him. 🙂