Funny joke on woman driver

A woman is driving for 1st time on the highway.  Her husband calls says: “Be careful love, It’s just been on the radio, that someone is driving opposite to the traffic on the highway..” She replies: “Someone…? These rascals are in hundreds!” 

Quote of the day

Best ever quote of the day: Men are like shoe laces.. They enter many holes before they tie the knot!- 😀 😀

IT special joke

An Indian Software Engineer died at 45 and went to heaven.. He asked god why he was dead at such an early age.. God replied: “Son according to the billable hours you filled in your time sheets you should be 92 by now “

हिन्दी चुटकुले

टीचर ने कहा यदि भूकम्प आए तो हमे खुले मे जाना चाहिए…. तभी एक छात्र ने कहा………………. खुले मे जाने से विद्याबालन ने मना किया है॥

List of cool places in Chennai

List of cool places in Chennai.. – – – – – – SBI ATM ICICI ATM AXIS BANK ATM CANARA ATM CORPORATION ATM SBM ATM HDFC ATM 🙂 🙂 🙂

Boss and Employee Joke

Boss comes out of a BMW 7 series and a junior employee remarked, “Wow Boss, this is great!” The boss puts his arm around the man & says, “If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work on weekends, take fewer holidays, achieve your targets…. I will be able to buy…

Employee HR funny Joke

Employee: sir I have not linked my account to Aadhar. But I still got gas subsidy. HR department: that’s not the gas subsidy. That’s your increment!!

इंटरनेट पर बाल नहीं कटते

जितनी मर्जी आॅनलाइन शाॅपिंग करते रहो, पर मेरे पास आपको खुद ही चल कर आना पड़ेगा, क्योंकि… . . . . . . . इंटरनेट पर बाल नहीं कटते। ~गिरधारी नाई

New Finance way to propose

New Finance way to propose Boy – Tune mujhe koi loan dia tha kya?? Girl – Nahi to, Kyu?? Boy – Pata nahi kyu teri taraf interest badta hi ja rha hai.. 🙂 🙂

Sexy adult Hindi joke

Girl to Tennis Coach : Racket Kaise Pakdun ? Coach : Racket Ko Aise Pakado……Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka …..Pakadti Ho. Girl : Ab Theek Hain Na..??? . . . . . . . . . Coach : BC Muh se Racket nikal!!

what is an idiot

Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.

Little kids joke

Little Johnny’s 2nd grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. “Johnny,” she says, “what comes after ‘O’?” Johnny says, “Yeah!”

Best Technology joke

Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

It is me talking to the beer

Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.” Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?” Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.” 😆