Santa Banta Funny Whatsapp Joke

Santa Banta Funny Whatsapp Joke संता बंता से : यार संता तुझे अरेंज मैरिज और लव मैरिज का मतलब पता हैं? बंता संता से : हाँ पता हैं !!! अरेंज मैरिज : आप जब चल रहे हो तभी अचानक से आपको सांप काट ले ये, अरेंज मैरिज हैं. और लव मैरिज : आप सांप खोजते…

Funny joke on Banta

In an entrance of an hospital Banta asked a boy: Banta – why are you crying? Boy – They cut my finger for blood test… Banta – Baap re , I came here for urine test… :O

Funny Santa joke

Santa in computer exam. Examiner- what is Microsoft excel ? Santa – I think, it is a new brand of surf excel to clean the computer… 🙂 🙂

Santa in IIT exam

SANTA in IIT exam: Que. solve Sin x = 6n SANTA cancelled “n” from both sides and proved Six=6… at the end he added a Note: Don’t ask such silly Question. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa sari zindagi sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha aur sochte sochte hi marr gaya ki agar meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kesay? 🙂

Funny dirty joke in english

During sex, Santa suddenly stops& remains motionless GirlFriend: wat d hell r u doing? Santa: I’ve seen dis on an adult porn site. Its called ‘buffering’

Adult Hindi Jokes

संता भागा-भागा संता के घर आया औरहांफते हुए बंता से बोला, “यार, मैंने अभी-अभी तेरी बीवी को गश्तियों के अड्डे पर देखा, थोडा ख्याल रखा कर।” बंता (रोते हुए): हाय! यह क्या हो गया? मेरी बीवी को चूत लेने की आदत कहाँ से पड़ गयी? फ्लाइट में पायलट ने अनाउंस किया : “हम आधे घण्टे…

Har ek Father zaruri hota hai

Exams ke Pehle Santa ne ek hi essay ratta mara tha – ‘MY FRIEND’ Aur exams me pucha Gaya … ‘MY FATHER’ Lekin Santa ghabhraya Nahi. Haushiyari dikha ke “friend” ki jagah pe “father” word likh kar aa Gaya. Jis examiner ne uski answer sheet check ki voh aaj tak behosh hai !! Santa wrote:…

Dettol soap hai

Santa: Lalaji Dettol soap hai? Lala: Han Santa: Acha vala hai? Lala: Han Santa: Achi Quality ka hai? Lala: Han bhai han Santa: Thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Funny Sardarji Joke

Teacher: what do u call a person, who cannot hear anything?   Sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything 🙂 🙂

khatara car

Mukesh Ambani:” Agar main subah se apni car me niklu toh sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta”. Santa: “Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi…. Bech di !”

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”? Banta:- Main jaa raha hun. Santa:- Saale, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa.. Santa ke 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha: Jab uski biwi marne wali thi to Santa ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis…