Funny Santa joke

Santa in computer exam. Examiner- what is Microsoft excel ? Santa – I think, it is a new brand of surf excel to clean the computer… 🙂 🙂

Santa in IIT exam

SANTA in IIT exam: Que. solve Sin x = 6n SANTA cancelled “n” from both sides and proved Six=6… at the end he added a Note: Don’t ask such silly Question. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Santa Banta Funny Joke

Santa sari zindagi sochta raha sochta raha sochta raha aur sochte sochte hi marr gaya ki agar meri behan k 2 bhai hain to mera ek kesay? 🙂

dirty jokes in hindi

Santa Truck Driver Thha Ek Din Sharab Pee Ke Ghar Aya Aur Apni Biwi Ki Panty Mein Hath Dalkar Pucha : Ye Rasta Kidhar Jata Hai? Biwi Ne Uska Lund Pakadkar Kaha : Is Se Pucho Isko Pata Hoga, Ye Roj Up Down Karta Hai… Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to…?? Hona kya…

whatsapp funny jokes in hindi

Chhotu Sardar: Jab Phatake fodte hain to pehle light dikhayi deti hai aur phir awaaz, aisa kyon? Motu Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan pichhe hote hai!! 🙂 Q: What is Bruce Lee’s Favorite festival?” A: Diwa-Lee Q: What does Bruce Lee have outside his home during Diwali? A: Rango-Lee Q: What did…

Sardarji Funny Joke

Exam me ek sawal aya ki “Challenge” ka ek example likho To sardarji ne pura paper khali choda aur last me likha Asli baap ki aulad hai to pass karke dikha 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

Dettol soap hai

Santa: Lalaji Dettol soap hai? Lala: Han Santa: Acha vala hai? Lala: Han Santa: Achi Quality ka hai? Lala: Han bhai han Santa: Thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Sardar on phone

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

Funny Sardarji Joke

Teacher: what do u call a person, who cannot hear anything?   Sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything 🙂 🙂

Sardar Ji Jokes Part2

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more. ***************************************************************** Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts…

Where were you born?

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .. Boss: which part? Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

Sardar Ji Jokes

Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai. —————————————————————– A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le. —————————————————————– Santa-Oye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Banta-Is Baby Ki…

Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra, Darwaza khola kundi haath mein, Nul khola tooti haath mein, Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein, Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya, sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga… Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agye nikal gaya.. Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?

Tell the name of bird

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only Sardar:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name…

Aap ka ek dant blue kyun hai?

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai? Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai, Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji? Sardar: oye khoty “bluetooth” da zamana hai.