Funny Hindi Jokes – सेक्सी मजाकिया जोक्स

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?

Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.

Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.

Ladki ki maa chillaayi “Yeh kya badtameezi hai”

Bachcha “Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai”

 



Sharma ji ki party mein verma ji ke paas Mrs. Sharma aakar boli:
“Bhai sahab aapne to kuchh liya hi nahi” aur yeh keh kar ek chicken ka leg piece uthakar unki plate mein rakh diya.
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Party khatm hone par Mr. Sharma ne Verma ji se poochha “Khana kaisa laga”
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Verma ji: “Badhiya, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di maza aa gaya.”



Patni : Chalo luka-chhipi khelte hain. Agar tumne mujhe dhoondh liya to tum meri gaand maarna aur maine tumhein dhoondh liya to main tumhari gaand maarungi.

Pati : Lekin tum kaise gaand maarogi?

Patni : Hum shopping ke liye jaayenge na.